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marinashutup:

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

#boys who are not rapists





If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll: 

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 



  • author:  she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher:  even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr:  lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki:  blinks
  • tumblr:  do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.



lolzpicx:

Makeup Transformations




jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 





elizabethplaid:

baker-street-prostitutes:

My favourite part of the movie.

Goddamnit, I nearly spit cereal all over my computer.

elizabethplaid:

baker-street-prostitutes:

My favourite part of the movie.

Goddamnit, I nearly spit cereal all over my computer.




a-cult:

So The Great British Bake-Off is moving from BBC Two to BBC One and this exchange actually happened




haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post




vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.




420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats




verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.